Some of you may know this, but in addition to playing music I also enjoy running and tennis. I’ve been with my mixed doubles ALTA tennis team for a few years and, for some odd reason, have developed a reputation as a bit of a wise-ass.
So, today I was pushed by our captain, so i felt the need to respond in kind. I’m just better at this than she is:
I actually wasn’t feeling it today. But now Russ makes me feel like I
have a reputation to uphold. Soooo……
To the new people on the team- I’m Dwight. It’s nice to meet you. As
anyone other than Meredith and Margaret will tell you, I am a very
caring, sensitive, attractive man with legs for days. I enjoy longs walks
on the beach and quiet conversations over dinner. I’m not just a piece of
meat – I have feelings just alike anyone else.
I’m also married and Meredith and Margaret are just jealous. Don’t mind
them.
We welcome you to the team and wish you years of quality competition and
friendship. I’ll try to shield you from the tyranny of our captains, but
I’m only one man. Russell will help. He’s nice too. Teddy might be nice
too but I’ve never heard him speak before. Bryan’s a little creepy.
Of course, I’m kidding about all this, except the part about me being
married and attractive, caring, sensitive, etc. The legs thing is true
too. Meredith and Margaret are cool, it’s just weird with Margaret
partner crushing on me all the time.
Dwight Raby
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Singer/songwriter, Dog Lover, Mountaineer, Ankle Model, Tantric Yogi, and
USDA Certified Generally Good Guy
www.dwightraby.com – solo website
www.bigdandtherefugees.com – band website
www.bestlegsinthesoutheast.com – modeling website
www.howtomakeyourwomancrytearsofjoy.com – relationship advice website
